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Bigmac wasn't an athlete. If there was an Olympic Sick Note event, he

would've won the 100 metres I've Got Asthma, the half marathon Lurk in the

Changing Rooms, and the freestyle Got to Go to the Doctor.

        -- Terry Pratchett ("Johnny and the Bomb")

Bigmac's brother was reliably believed to be in the job of moving video

recorders around in an informal way.

--Terry Pratchett ("Only You Can Save Mankind")