Svårförståelig humor
Fråga: Varför är dessa listor bara roliga för icke-svenskar?
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN SWEDEN TOO LONG WHEN...........
1. The first thing you do upon entering a bank/post office/chemist etc. is to look for the queue number machine.
2. You accept that you will have to queue to take a queue number.
3. When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume:
a: he is drunk
b: he is insane
c: he's an American
4. Silence is fun.
5. The reason you take the ferry to Finland is:
a: duty free vodka
b: duty free beer
c: to party hearty...no need to get off the boat in Helsinki, just turn around and do it again on the way back to Sweden.
6. You pass a supermarket and think "Wow, it is open, I had better go in an buy something!"
7. You associate pea soup with Thursday.
8. The fact that all of the "v's" and the "w's" are together in the phone directory seems right.
9. Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay
10. Your front step is beginning to resemble a shoe shop.
11. You eat jam with savoury dishes
12. You've become lactose intolerant.
13. It no longer seems excessive to spend 1,000kr on alcohol in a single night
14. You think that riding a bicycle in the snow is a perfectly sensible thing to do.
15. You have conversations with people outside when it is -10C.
16. Having to book seat numbers at a cinema makes perfect sense. And you sit in your booked seat even if there are only 2 other people there and your seat is in the front row, on the side.
Svar: Vi hittar inte humorn i denna uppräkning av självklarheter!
